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brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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hellahealy:

  // S E X //  

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deathshands:

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olober-psycho:

this will always be my most favorite thing ever

 

tHE DRAMATIC ZOOM AT THE END

(Source: massythewanker, via ataleoftwotitties)

consultingdragoninthetardis:

a-cis-anti-feminist:

oneboredjeu:

Have a nice day.

WHAT THE FUCK

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING IVE HEARD IN A LONG TIME omfg

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you-wish-you-had-this-url:

ask-an-mra-anything9:

cakeandrevolution:

Bottom line: If you oppose raising the minimum wage you’re saying that some people don’t deserve to be able to feed and shelter themselves and you’re trash.

Yet I bet these feminists would have no problem with raising the minimum wage for women only, leaving men unable to feed or shelter themselves. Because feminists are trash.

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

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artistic-ape:

mattysnbhd:

healysdaniel:

  “If you weren’t here from the beginning then you’re a fake fan”. That’s just like saying my sister isn’t a part of my family because I escaped the vagina first. 

Bless

escaped

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TUMBLR SECRET SANTA: REBLOG THIS AND BY DECEMBER 1ST YOULL GET A URL IN YOUR ASK BOX. YOU WILL SEND THE PERSONS WHO URL THAT IS CUTE HAPPY MESSAGES UNTIL CHRISTMAS. CHRISTMAS DAY YOU GO OFF ANON AND LET THEM KNOW YOURE THEIR SECRET SANTA. SO REBLOG TO JOIN AND SPREAD THE WORD SO I CAN ACTUALLY MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

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My birthdays October 27th but i feel like it’ll be overshadowed by everyone’s spooky shit